She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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