Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Randomize
