at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
ugly people sure do ruin things
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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