so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
17 year olds will be the death of me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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