I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Dignity is for republicans.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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