ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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