It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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