yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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