Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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