You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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