So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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