Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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