I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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my poor anus
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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