im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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