STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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