Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a shit load of segways right now
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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