Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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