Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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