so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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