I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street