no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry