How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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