she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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