we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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