Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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