I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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