you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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