i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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