I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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