I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
time to smoke my breakfast
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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