I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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