There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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