lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize
