i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
honey bunches of taint.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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