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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Call me so I can make it juicy for ya

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• (845): View more from New York

  Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!

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  the part where you beat me to him

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  fair enough.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.

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