whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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