I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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