i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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