just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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