He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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