peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
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I forgot how hot balto sounded
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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