"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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