i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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