You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize