hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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