Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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