I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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