Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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