I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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