hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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