with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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