her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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