Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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