I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
